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Roughie (Learn Something Stupid)

from Pressurisations by The Free Emotes

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Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down
You can try, but it's impossible to tickle yourself, clown
A blob of toothpaste is called a nurdle, and
Josh Wardle was the creator of Wordle

Shallow moonquakes are caused when the moon's crust slips
In the 30's a jazz fan was known as hips-ter
In Nebraska there's a town with a population of one
Can't imagine it'll be long, 'til the whole town is gone

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur
‘Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia'
Is a fear of long words (no shit, genius)
Can find a penis on both sexes of hyenas

Beaver bum gunk tastes of vanilla, apparently
Dogs can look up, but not all of the way, you see
Rhubarb springs up so fast you can actually hear it grow
I said we'd learn something stupid, now you know

There's only four words in the English language which end in “dous”
Tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous
There's also the specialist zoological term apodous
But I guess we just forget about that, for... simplicity

Cats can’t taste sweet things, it's in their genes
School kids need the most sleep, not teens
You can sneeze faster than a cheetah can run
Learning stupid things can be lots of fun

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from Pressurisations, released June 25, 2023

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